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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 23:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

No way

Which is better, a naked picture of some one you know or porn videos?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Measles vaccination rates drop after COVID-19 pandemic in counties across the US - AP News

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Do you agree that firearms are the most common weapon used in homicides of spouses, intimate partners, children or relatives? Should this data influence gun control policies?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Scientists Uncover Giant Spiders That Once Terrorized Jurassic Earth - The Daily Galaxy

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

AMD has limited Radeon RX 9060 XT 8GB sampling based on ‘regional market demand’ - VideoCardz.com

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What Casper Ruud said about Carlos Alcaraz after he won his first ever Grand Slam title back in 2022 at the US Open - The Tennis Gazette

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

How can MeTV Toons compete with other national broadcast TV networks?

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Nearly complete dinosaur skull reveals a new sauropod species from East Asia - Phys.org

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Adam Silver Talks NBA Expansion - Blazer's Edge

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read