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11.06.2025 23:57

Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
No way
Which is better, a naked picture of some one you know or porn videos?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Measles vaccination rates drop after COVID-19 pandemic in counties across the US - AP News
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Scientists Uncover Giant Spiders That Once Terrorized Jurassic Earth - The Daily Galaxy
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
AMD has limited Radeon RX 9060 XT 8GB sampling based on ‘regional market demand’ - VideoCardz.com
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
How can MeTV Toons compete with other national broadcast TV networks?
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Nearly complete dinosaur skull reveals a new sauropod species from East Asia - Phys.org
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Adam Silver Talks NBA Expansion - Blazer's Edge
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read